Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
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Q: What is in a ghost’s nose?
Q. Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
A. No—unless you Count Dracula!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
The skeleton knew what would happen next—he could just feel it in his bones.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep loud coffin!
Q: What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!
Q. What does the ghost call his true love?
A. My ghoul-friend.
Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy?
Skeleton 2: I dunno. Why?
Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin.