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Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
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Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.
Q: Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A: Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
The skeleton cried his eyes out because he didn’t have any body to love.
The skeleton knew what would happen next—he could just feel it in his bones.
Skeletons love to binge-watch their favorite shows on the skelevision.
The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have any guts.
The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn’t in it.
Q: What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
A: “Bone Appetit!”