If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, then your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
Coffee Snob
Barista: How do you take your coffee?
Me: Very, very seriously.
Up All Night to Get More Coffee
Sleep is a weak substitute for coffee.
CATEGORIES
- Animal Jokes
- Animal Puns
- Bad Puns
- Bar Jokes
- Birthday Jokes
- Cat Jokes
- Cat Puns
- Christmas Jokes
- Coffee Jokes
- Computer Jokes
- Corny Jokes
- Customer Service Jokes
- Cute Puns
- Dad Jokes
- Daily Life Jokes
- Diet Jokes
- Doctor Jokes
- Dog Jokes
- Dog Puns
- Dumb and Funny Jokes
- Easter Jokes
- Family Jokes
- Food Jokes
- Food Puns
- Funny Headlines
- Funny Quotes
- Funny Stories
- Halloween Jokes for Kids
- Holiday Jokes
- Kids’ Jokes
- Knock-Knock Jokes
- Lawyer Jokes
- Love Jokes
- Marriage Jokes
- Math Jokes
- Math Puns
- Military Jokes
- Mom Jokes
- Money Jokes
- Music Puns
- Office Jokes
- Old Age Jokes
- One-Liners
- Political Jokes
- Puns
- Relationship Jokes
- Religious Jokes
- Riddles
- Santa Jokes
- School Jokes
- Science Jokes
- Skeleton Puns
- Sports Jokes
- Text Jokes
- Thanksgiving Jokes
- Travel Jokes
- Turkey Jokes
- Valentine’s Day Jokes
- Weather Jokes
- Weight Loss Jokes
Sad Coffee
Q: What do you call sad coffee?
A: Despresso.
Let It Be
Q: What’s the best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be!
Cup o’ Mud
Q: Why do they call coffee mud?
A: Because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
Coffee Timeout
Q: How are coffee beans like kids?
A: They’re always getting grounded!
Coffee Thief
Q: What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee?
A: Mugging!
Coffee Computers
Q: How does a tech guy drink coffee?
A: He installs Java!
Hipster Coffee
Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Bold Moves
Q: Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
A: Because they know how to espresso themselves.
Juvenile Java
Q: How are coffee beans like kids?
A: They’re always getting grounded!
Sky’s the Limit
If the local coffee shop has awarded you “Employee of the Month” and you don’t even work there, you may be drinking too much coffee.
New Life Rule
Coffee is the most important meal of the day
Daily Grind
Spouse #1: Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt.
Spouse #2: That’s not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.
Brew For the Birds
Q: Where do birds go for coffee?
A: To the NESTcafe
My Kind of Soup
Soup of the day: Coffee.
Bless You
Q: What’s the opposite of coffee?
A: Sneezy.
Pants on Fire
There are two types of people in this world: People who love Starbucks and liars.
