Q: Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
A: Because they know how to espresso themselves.
If the local coffee shop has awarded you “Employee of the Month” and you don’t even work there, you may be drinking too much coffee.
Spouse #1: Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt.
Spouse #2: That’s not surprising, dear, it was just ground this morning.
A man went to his psychiatrist and said, “Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye,”
The psychiatrist said, “Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?”
A tall blonde walks into Starbucks. The barista says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The blonde says, “You have a drink named Tiffani?”
A pair of jumper cables walk into a cafe. The barista sees them and says, “I’m sorry but I’ll have to ask you to leave. I don’t want you starting anything in here.”
A man walks into a coffee shop carrying a big chunk of asphalt under his arm. At the counter he says, “I’ll take a large latte for myself, please, and one for the road.”
Q: Why shouldn’t you discuss coffee in polite company?
A: It can make for a strong and heated debate.
A guy that just had 4 shots of espresso!
A guy th—
Now you say, “a guy that just had 4 shots of espresso who?”