Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
Q: What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday? A: Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
You know you’re getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party.
I’ve never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face.
Q: Why are birthday’s good for you? A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
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