What do you get a hunter for his birthday?
What does a clam do on his birthday?
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
When I was born, I was so surprised.
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow.
Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
What do you always get on your birthday?
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
Q: Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? A: It was a sappy one!
Age is a relative thing. All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.
Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday? A: A trunk full of gifts.
Q: What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday? A: Have a fin-tastic day.
Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? A: When you slice it.
You know you’re getting old when you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.
Q: Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist? A: Because it was feeling crumby.
Q: What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake? A: No thanks, I’m stuffed.
Q: What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover? A: Choco-latte.
Q: What goes up and never comes down? A: Your age.
Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.
Doctor, doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. Try taking the candles off.
Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A: Mice cream and cake.
Q: How did Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? A: He had a whale of a time.
Q: What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday? A: Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? A: Angel food cake.
Q: How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? A: They relish the moment.
Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? A: Aye, matey!
Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat? A: From a cat-alogue.
I always feel warm on my birthday because people don’t stop toasting me.
You know you’re getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party.
Q: What goes up and never comes down? A: Your age!
I’ve never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face.
Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know.