Age is a relative thing.
All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.
Q: What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday?
A: Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
You know you’re getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party.
I’ve never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face.
Q: Why are birthday’s good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!