Kitty Communist
Q: Who is the leader of the Kitty Communist Party?
A: Chairman Meow.
Man vs Man
Q: What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?
A: In a capitalist society, man exploits man, and in a socialist one, it’s the other way around.
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Q: How did we know communism was doomed from the beginning?
A: All the red flags.
Proper Tea
Q: Why do Communists drink herbal tea?
A: Because proper tea is theft.