Q: What is the hardest shape to get out of?
A: Tell me.
Q: The trap-azoid.
A New Angle
Q: How do you stay warm in an empty room?
A: Go stand in the corner—it’s always 90 degrees.
Drowned in Data
Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing a river?
It was three feet deep, on average.
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A Negative Number
Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
A: Because it’s two gross.
Monster Math
Q: Are monsters good at math?
A: No, unless you Count Dracula.
An Upsetting Trend
I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper.
I think he must be plotting something.
When Mathematicians Drink
Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, “Give me a beer.” The second says, “I’ll have a half a beer.” The third says, “A quarter of a…
An Odd Joke
Q: Why do teenagers always travel in groups of 3, 5, or 7?
A: Because they can’t even.
No Perpendicular Jokes, Please
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Puns for The Lowest Common Denominator
I don’t get the point of decimals.
I’m more partial to fractions.
4/1 Eyes
Q: Why should you wear glasses during math class?
A: They say it improves division.
End of the Number Line
When algebra teachers retire, how do they cope with the aftermath?
Solve for RIP
Old mathematicians never die.
They just disintegrate
Zero Sum
I knew a mathematician who couldn’t afford lunch.
He could binomial.
Mermaidematics
Q: What did the mermaid wear to math class?
A: An algae-bra.
