Food Jokes
These funny food and vegetable jokes will fill you up with laughter.
We can’t make your kids eat their vegetables, but our food jokes for kids will help bring some laughs to the dinner table. Choose from all kinds of jokes including taco jokes and nut jokes.
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Tree Soda
Faster Food
Food For Two
Stolen Leek
Food For Thought
My neighbor texted me, "I just made synonym buns!"
I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?" I haven't heard from her since.
My neighbor texted me, "I just made synonym buns!"
I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?" I haven't heard from her since.
Really Big Steaks
Comfort Food
Q: Which dessert is perfect for eating in bed?
A: A sheet cake.
Q: Which dessert is perfect for eating in bed?
A: A sheet cake.
Cheese factory
Always in the shop
High Roller
Award-Winning Dessert
Red Bite, Green Bite
Turn that frown upside down
Rock on!
On the scene
Crabby!
And the Oscar Goes To…
Loaf Laughs
Wiener Wiener
Wheeee!
Food Fortress
All Up In Your Grill
Tic Tac Dough
Not Quite Cool as a Cucumber
Pardon My French (Fries)
Give Peas a Chance
Culturally Significant
Spaghett Outta Here
That’s One Way to Do It
A Rotten Joke
Paint Diet
How Sweet
Grapes of Wrath
He’s In the Grave-y
Thirst Quencher
Whatta Ham
Clam Up
Emotional Wedding
The Garnish King
Egg-cellent
Better Latte Than Never
funny hot dog
Milking It
Thyme to Laugh
Bananaphiles
Pricey Candy
Pancakes Vs. Waffles
Perfect Candy Canes
Vegetarian Diss
Winter Dogs
Fine Dining
A man told a friend about taking his wife to dinner for their anniversary. He described how the food was made in front of them.
The friend said, “I’ve heard of places like that, what is the name of the restaurant?” The man replied, “Subway.”
Ripe Eggs
My granddaughter told me, “Don’t buy brown eggs; they’re not ripe yet.”
My granddaughter told me, “Don’t buy brown eggs; they’re not ripe yet.”