Food Jokes

Paint Diet

Q: Why did the dieter go to the paint store?

A: He wanted to get thinner.

Fine Dining

A man told a friend about taking his wife to dinner for their anniversary. He described how the food was made in front of them.

The friend said, “I’ve heard of places like that, what is the name of the restaurant?” The man replied, “Subway.”

Ripe Eggs

My granddaughter told me, 
 “Don’t buy brown eggs; they’re not ripe yet.”

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