Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates.
Beef It Up
Don’t use “beef stew” as a computer password. It’s not stroganoff.
Have You Really?
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
CATEGORIES
- Animal Jokes
- Animal Puns
- Bad Puns
- Bar Jokes
- Birthday Jokes
- Cat Jokes
- Cat Puns
- Christmas Jokes
- Coffee Jokes
- Computer Jokes
- Corny Jokes
- Customer Service Jokes
- Cute Puns
- Dad Jokes
- Daily Life Jokes
- Diet Jokes
- Doctor Jokes
- Dog Jokes
- Dog Puns
- Dumb and Funny Jokes
- Easter Jokes
- Family Jokes
- Food Jokes
- Food Puns
- Funny Headlines
- Funny Quotes
- Funny Stories
- Halloween Jokes for Kids
- Holiday Jokes
- Kids’ Jokes
- Knock-Knock Jokes
- Lawyer Jokes
- Love Jokes
- Marriage Jokes
- Math Jokes
- Math Puns
- Military Jokes
- Mom Jokes
- Money Jokes
- Music Puns
- Office Jokes
- Old Age Jokes
- One-Liners
- Political Jokes
- Puns
- Relationship Jokes
- Religious Jokes
- Riddles
- Santa Jokes
- School Jokes
- Science Jokes
- Skeleton Puns
- Sports Jokes
- Text Jokes
- Thanksgiving Jokes
- Travel Jokes
- Turkey Jokes
- Valentine’s Day Jokes
- Weather Jokes
- Weight Loss Jokes
Generation Gap
Q. What do you call it when you have your mom’s mom on speed dial?
A. Instagram.
Tiebreaker
Q. What should you do after your Nintendo game ends in a tie?
A. Ask for a Wii-match!
Missed Opportunity
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!
Computer Clubbing
Q. How does a computer get drunk?
A. It takes screenshots.
Let It Slide
Q. Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
A. To get to the other slide.
Tweetment Needed
PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help. I’m addicted to checking my Twitter!
DOCTOR: I’m so sorry, I don’t follow.
What’s the Gig Deal?
Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”? They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.
Prank: Oh No – You Cracked Your Phone!
You can really get your parents fooled by pretending their smart phone screen or yours has been cracked. You can download images or even find online apps that will make…
Typecasting
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
All’s We’ll that Ends We’ll
We’ll we’ll we’ll…if it isn’t autocorrect.
Humor On (Power)Point
Person 1: Do you know how to use Outlook?
Person 2: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it.
Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Person 2: Word.
LOL-ing in the Deep
My computer suddenly started belting out “Someone Like You.” It’s a Dell.
Fictional Adult
I tried to say, “I’m a functional adult,” but my phone changed it to “fictional adult,” and I feel like that’s more accurate.
Computer Commute
Q: Why did the computer show up at work late?
A: It had a hard drive.
Wrong number
Person 1: Hey Rachyl, do you remember me?
Person 2: Wrong number.
Person 1: What’s your number then?
Texting your doctor
Matt: Hey Dr. Park, this is Matt from the Vascular lab. I have an outpatient here with an external iliac occlusion with cold foot pin and numbness that started 3…
