Science Jokes

These science jokes will keep you from spacing out in class.

Conduct your own experiment and see which science jokes make everyone laugh. Choose from our carefully crafted science jokes for kids and space jokes that will make your class laugh so hard that they see stars.

Lunar FOMO

Q. What did Neil Armstrong say when no one laughed at his moon jokes? A. “I guess you had to be there.”

Out of Cash

Q. How do you know when the moon is broke? A. When it’s down to its last quarter.

Seeing Is Believing

Q. Which is closer, Florida or the moon? A. The moon. You can’t see Florida from here.

Rock On

Q. Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? A. It’s a little meteor.

Out Of This World Learning

Q: Why didn't the sun go to college? A: Because it already had a million degrees!

Out of this world

Q: What do planets like to read? A: Comet books!

Lunar Humor

Q. Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon? A. It was full!

Minty Fresh

Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath? A. Experi-mints!

He Was Spacing Out

Q. Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum? A. He got stuck in Orbit.

Big Blue Bully

Q. What does Earth say to tease the other planets? A. "You guys have no life."

Planetary Party

Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party? A. They planet.

It’s All Relative

In 1905, Albert Einstein published a theory about space. And it was about time.

I Hear the Drinks are Out of This World

Q. Where do astronauts like to party? A. The space bar.

Periodic Pun

Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes? A. Because all the good ones Argon.

Park in Space

Q. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding? A. Pay the parking meteor.

Shroom Humor

Q. How much room does a fungus need to grow? A. As mushroom as possible. (Credit: nothingstacethesame on tumblr)

On the Verge of Stardom

Q. What did the astronomer's friends do after he didn't win the Nobel Prize? A. They gave him a constellation prize.

Sodium Sass

Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke? A. Na.

Moon Mishap

Q. What did Neil Armstrong do after he stepped on Buzz Aldrin's toe? A. He Apollo-gized.

LOL GTG

Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.

We Never Want This Rain to Go Away

Q. What do clouds do when they become rich? A. They make it rain!

The Great Divide

We really need to stop talking about mitosis. It's such a divisive issue.

Let’s Split the Check, Too

Are you going to finish that atom? You want to split it?

Floating Away

Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He couldn't put it down!

Good Tidings We Bring

What did the beach say when the tide came in? ... Long time no sea.

Speedy Travel

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

Negative Nancy

Atom 1: "I think I've lost an electron." Atom 2: "Are you sure?" Atom 1: "I'm positive."

Answer Me!

Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems? A: They have all the solutions.

Mode, Median, And…

When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.

Neutral Territory

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

Weather Or Not, Here I Come

Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? A: TWISTER

Ice, Ice Baby

Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed

Surprise!

Q: What did their parents say when they heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going to get married? A: OMg

At Least You Chemis-Tried

Once I told a Chemistry joke. There was no Reaction.

He Has a Point

Q: What would you call a funny element? A: He he he (helium helium helium)

Elementary Fun

Q: How often do you like jokes about elements? A: Periodically