A Wrong Answer
While doing a crossword puzzle, I asked for my husband’s help. "The word is eight letters long and starts with m, and the clue is ‘tiresome sameness.’" "Monogamy," he answered.
Scene: My checkout line at the supermarket.
Me: Paper or plastic?
Customer: I'd like double-bagged paper, and I'd like you to make each bag as heavy as possible.
Customer: In case you're wondering, I had a fight with my wife, and it's my turn to pick up the groceries.
Customer: It's also her turn to unload the car.