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Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake.
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I always feel warm on my birthday because people don’t stop toasting me.
Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye, matey!
Q: What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday?
A: Forget it once!
Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know.
Q: What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday?
A: Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!
Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When you slice it.
Every year on my birthday, I looked forward to my aunt’s gift—a scarf, hat, or sweater knitted by hand. One year, she must have had better things to do because I received a ball of yarn, knitting needles, and a how-to-knit book. Her … Read More