Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars?
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Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop
What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator