What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet? A desserter.
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Q. What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
A. A beer in each hand.
Q. What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?
A. A desserter.
My snack got lost in my purse, so I guess I’m on a diet now.—@msgweni
D.I.E.T. = Did I Eat That?
You don’t lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me.
1. Read about new diet
2. Spend $300 on vegetables
3. Commit publicly to diet on FB
4. Dive head first into plate of bacon
Q: Why does vegan cheese taste bad?
A: It hasn’t been tested on mice.