Knock! Knock!Who's there?Ice cream.Ice cream who?ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN!
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Otto know what’s taking you so long!
Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Q: Knock, knock. A: Who’s there? Q: Wooden shoe. A: Wooden shoe, who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Wendy.Wendy who?Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.
Irish you a Merry Christmas!