Knock! Knock!Who's there?Ice cream.Ice cream who?ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN!
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No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Sam and JanetSam and Janet who?Samenjanet Evening.—Contributed by Vicki Stephens
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Amos.Amos who?A mosquito bit me!—Contributed by Laurie Callier
Says me, that’s who!