Obvious Birthday Joke
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Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When you slice it.
Q: Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist?
A: Because it was feeling crumby.
Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!
Q: How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
A: They relish the moment.
I always feel warm on my birthday because people don’t stop toasting me.
Q: What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday?
A: Have a fin-tastic day.
Q: What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake?
A: No thanks, I’m stuffed.
I’ve never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face.