Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon.
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Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: He was on a roll!
Q. How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese?
Q: Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?
A: To make ends meat
Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
A. An impasta.
The majority of Americans find bananas a peeling.
Q: Did you hear the one about the greedy peanut butter?
A: I’m not telling you. You might spread it.
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi
Q: What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? A: Pulled-Pork.