Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon.
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Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective?
A: He got to the root of every case.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
Q: What do you call a dishonest noodle?
A: An Impasta.
Q: Did you hear the one about the greedy peanut butter?
A: I’m not telling you. You might spread it.
Q. Which thrill ride does a wine glass love to go on the most?
A. A coaster!
Q: What are hot dogs called in winter?
A: Chilly dogs
Q. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face?
A. Too close for comfort food.