Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon.
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Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q. What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race?
A. Wow, I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
I was going to grow an herb garden, but I couldn’t find the thyme.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Q: What do you call a dishonest noodle?
A: An Impasta.
Boy, I just got hit in the head with a can of soda. I was lucky it was a soft drink.
I love when candy canes are in mint condition.
Q. How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese?