The skeleton couldn't help being afraid of the storm—he just didn't have any guts.
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Every Sunday, the skeleton plays his organ for the congregation.
Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
A: Because a dog was after his bones!
Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A: A Trombone!
The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his shiny sax-a-bone.
Q: What is a recess at a mortuary called?
A: A Coffin Break!
Q: What genre of music does a mummy like the best?
I wanted to tell a skeleton pun, but I don’t have the guts for it.
Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy?
Skeleton 2: I dunno. Why?
Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin.