Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire for too long?
A: He became bone dry
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Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
The one instrument that the skeleton can play better than others is the trom-bone.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
Q. What does the ghost call his true love?
A. My ghoul-friend.
Q: Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
A: He felt rotten!
Skeletons serve tea and coffee on bone china—watch out for chips!
Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
A: Because a dog was after his bones!