Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire for too long?
A: He became bone dry
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The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn’t have one.
Every Sunday, the skeleton plays his organ for the congregation.
Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
He had no guts.
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A: He wanted to get ahead in life.
The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his shiny sax-a-bone.
I wanted to tell a skeleton pun, but I don’t have the guts for it.
Q: What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
A: “Bone Appetit!”