Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire for too long?
A: He became bone dry
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Q: What kind of monster loves to disco?
A: The boogieman.
Q: What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A: A Trombone!
Q: What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A: His transparents.
Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy—when they use their funny bone.
Q: What is the name of the witch who lives in the desert?
Q: Know why skeletons are so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A. Because you can see right through them!