Every Marriage Needs A Spin Doctor
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
Submitted by reader D. T.
The wheel of my grocery cart was making a horrible scraping sound as I rolled it through the supermarket. Nevertheless, when I finished my shopping and saw a cartless woman, I offered it up, explaining, "It makes an awful noise, but it works."
"That's okay," she said, taking it. "I have a husband at home like that."