Q: What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A: Crisp Kringle.
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Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less.
Q: What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?
I tell my kids that Santa is fat because he eats the children who get up early on Christmas morning. That way, I get to sleep in.
James Knowles, on topfive.com
Q: Where do you find reindeer?
A: It depends on where you leave them!
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Santa seems insulted that I put down that protective paper before sitting on his lap.
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?