What do you get a hunter for his birthday?
A birthday pheasant
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I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
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What does a clam do on his birthday?
What do you always get on your birthday?
Q: Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist?
A: Because it was feeling crumby.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
A: From a cat-alogue.
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!