Q. Why can't you run through a campground?
A. You can only ran, because it's past tents.
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Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He’d stop at nothing to avoid them.
6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person.