Role Playing My girlfriend likes to role-play. For the past five years, she’s been playing my ex-girlfriend.
I Never Forget a Face… I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception. —Groucho Marx
A Tough Question, by George Carlin What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? George Carlin
I Love You Too, Website Some of my proudest moments have been when a website told me my password was “Very Strong.” —@AaronFullerton