Hotel Time-Travel
A hotel minibar allows you to see into the future and find out what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020.
Comedian Rich Hall
More Jokes
Don’t Sweat the Petty Things
Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.
—George Carlin
Casting a Spell
Can’t believe the National Spelling Bee ended in a tye.
@MattGoldich
Congratulations! Now, about Me…
Stephen Colbert to students at the University of Virginia: “Your generation needs everything to be about you, and that’s very upsetting to us baby boomers because self-absorption is sort of our thing.”
My wife says I’m unsophisticated…
My wife says I’m unsophisticated and uncultured, so to prove her wrong, guess where I’m taking her. Hint: It starts with “B” and rhymes with “wallet.”
Brad Hamer, on ruminate.com
Five-Finger Flip-Flop
Give me a one-handed economist! All my economists say, “On the one hand … on the other.”
Harry Truman
Law of Diminishing Returns
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Projecting Happiness
One hard thing to explain to teens is how legitimately exciting it used to be when someone would wheel in an overhead projector.
@juliussharpe
