When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
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Age is a relative thing.
All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.
What does a clam do on his birthday?
Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When you slice it.
Q: Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist?
A: Because it was feeling crumby.
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!
What do you get a hunter for his birthday?
Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
A: From a cat-alogue.