When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
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What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
You know you’re getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Q: How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
A: They relish the moment.
Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When you slice it.
The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.