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Christmas Jokes
Ho-ho-ho with our collection of funny Christmas jokes.
Keep calm and be merry! Make every day feel like Christmas with our collection of Christmas jokes for kids and adults, corny Christmas jokes, Santa jokes and Christmas knock-knock jokes .
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Now I Know My ABCs
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Double Parked
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Confessions of a Store Santa
Did You Dye Your Beard?
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Mazel Tov, Mary!
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Oh, iGet It
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The letter D.
The letter D.
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The Truth About Santa
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Limited Knowledge
"You can't do that," argued my four-year-old.
"Don't worry. Santa will never know."
He shot me a look. "So he knows if I've been bad or good, but he doesn't know the cookie fell on the floor?"
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The Little Man
"Oh," I replied. "You mean Jesus?"
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Misplaced
A pastor I know of uses a standard liturgy for funerals. To personalize each service, he enters a “find and replace” command into his word processor. The computer then finds the name of the deceased from the previous funeral and replaces it with the name of the deceased for the upcoming one.
Not long ago, the pastor told the computer to find the name “Mary” and replace it with “Edna.” The next morning, the funeral was going smoothly until the congregation intoned the Apostles’ Creed. “Jesus Christ,” they read from the preprinted program, “born of the Virgin Edna.”