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Turkey Jokes

Serve up some of our funny turkey jokes to make the family laugh.

Bring some humor to the dinner table with our funny turkey jokes and turkey puns that your kids will gobble up. For seconds, check out our Thanksgiving jokes for another helping of laughter.

Topsy-Turvy Turkey

I prepared Thanksgiving dinner for guests from out of town. I cooked for many hours using recipes I’d found. But the turkey, I confess, was not a golden brown. I...

Haunted Turkey

Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an ghost? A: A poultrygeist!

Fowl Play

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey? A: They suspected fowl play.

Don’t mistake me for a chicken

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice? A: To prove he wasn't a chicken!

Turkey Fight

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight? A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Locked Out

Q: What key won't open any door? A: A turkey!

If Your Father Could See You Now

Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy

The Perfect Weather

Q: What kind of weather does a turkey like? A: Fowl weather!

Dancing on Thanksgiving

Q: What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? A: The turkey trot.

What do you call a small turkey?

Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? A: Goblet.

Already Full

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? A: The turkey because he's already stuffed!

Don’t Let the Turkey Near the Dessert

Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

Phone Call For Turkey

Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make? A: Wing, Wing! Wing, Wing!

Musical Turkeys

Q: What’s the most musical part of a turkey? A: The drumstick.

Turkeys Love Dessert

Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler!

Turkey with a broken leg

Q: What sound does a limping turkey make? A: Wobble, wobble!

It’s Raining Turkeys

Q: What do you call it when it rains turkeys? A: Fowl weather!

The Key to a Great Thanksgiving Dinner

Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? A: The turKEY.

You Can’t Take a Turkey to Church

Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church? A: They use fowl language.

Turkeys and Football

Q: What is it called when a turkey fumbles in football? A: A fowl play

Where does a turkey come from?

Q: Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from? A: A poul-tree.

Turkey Dressing

Q: Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing? A: Because it will make him blush.

Like a Turkey

Q: How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey alike? A: They all have keys.

Turkey Feathers

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside!

Turkey Picnics

Q: What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? A: Have peck-nics!  

Turkey Eggs

Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs? A: Because if they dropped them, they would break.

Extra Stuffing

Q: Why did the turkey refuse dessert? A: He was stuffed.