Let minnow what you think.
You have cat to be kitten me right now.
Whale, whale, whale…look who was right again.
Well, this is hawkward.
Get otter here!
That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!
I’m owl by myself.
You’re giraffing me crazy.
This is pandamonium!
I didn’t do it on porpoise.
Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money? A. The prawn broker.
Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused? A. Can you please be more Pacific?
What did the giraffe say when her neighbor wouldn’t stop talking?
What is every whale’s favorite greeting?
What did the bird watcher say when she mistook a hawk for an eagle?
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into another sea creature?
What did the wild cat couple yell during their argument?
How do fish end their work emails?
What is every goat’s favorite Haddaway song?
What did the flamingo post on her dating profile?
Do you have water? I’m a little horse.
Stand back, or I’ll beat you with my bear hands!
Why do seals swim in salt water?
That’s very hippo-critical.
You have cat to be kitten me right meow.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
That’s the seal-iest thing I’ve ever heard.
Q: What did the baby elephant ask his mom before they left for vacation? A: “Can I borrow a suitcase? I only have a little trunk.”
Q: What did the toad say when he parked illegally? A: “Just waiting for the bus because my car got toad.”
Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? A: Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
Q: What did the seal say when his friend told him a joke? A: That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!
Whale hello there!
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college? A: Bison
Q: What would bears be without Bees? A: Ears
What do you mean I’m not a bear? I have all of the koalafications!