Q. Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? A. No, they had an apple!
Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes. By […]
“You came home early from your date,” John observed to his roommate. “What happened?” “Well,” said the flatmate, “after dinner she invited me up to her flat. We had a couple of drinks and she put on some soft music. Then she reached over and turned out the lights.” “So, what next?” asked John, eyebrows […]