Lawyer Jokes

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Pretty Pennies

Q: Who invented copper wire? A: Two tax attorneys fighting…

Bad Job

As a judge, I was sentencing criminal defendants when I saw…

Liar Liar

As a potential juror in an assault-and-battery case, I was…

Not so Humble

I was once a legal secretary to a young law clerk who…

Tough Punishment

I was a brand-new attorney in practice alone, and I had a…

Guilty as Charged

In Fort Worth, Texas, I was hauled before the judge for…

Love Report

A young man I know, who recently became law clerk to a…

No Lawsuits

Sidewalks were treacherous after a heavy snowstorm…

Waiting for the Fine

The judge had not yet put in an appearance in the San Diego…

Running the Show

I am a deputy sheriff assigned to courthouse security. As…

Usual Suspect

While prosecuting a robbery case, I conducted an interview…

Protesting Too Much

Arrested on a robbery charge, our law firm’s client…

The Judgement

After I prosecuted a man for killing a bird out of season…

Frame of Reference

When my 88-year-old mother was called for jury duty, she…

Court of Less Appeal

Justice isn’t just blind—it’s snickering…

The First Case

An investment banker decides she needs in-house counsel, so…

Roll Call

I was in juvenile court, prosecuting a teen suspected of…

A Little Too Literal

If you’re interested in becoming a lawyer…

Long Tour of Duty

I work in a courthouse, so when I served jury duty, I knew…

I Don’t Say “Hey” Pro Bono

A lawyer e-mailed a client: “Dear Jennifer: Thought I saw…