Math Jokes

You don't have to be a genius to nerd out on these smart math jokes. That's right, even dummies find them funny!

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Steer Clear of this Joke

A farmer counted 196 cows in 
the field. But…

Zero Sum Puns

The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes…

Professors Define a Kiss

In math: Two divided by nothing. In physics: The…

Hear About the Statistician...

Hear about the statistician 
who drowned…

A Joke of Little Value...

Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s…

A Genius Solution

I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it's…

Why Should 288...

Q: Why should the number 288 never be…

Why do Mathematicians...

Q: Why do mathematicians like parks? A: Because…

Noah and the Snakes

With the Ark settled safely after the flood, Noah…

What do You Call a Number...

Q: What do you call a number that can't keep…

The House Problem

A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are…

An Average Joke

Q: Did you hear the one about the…

Vice President of Rock

Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar? A: An…

Invariable Consequences

Q: How do mathematicians scold their…

Chicken Strips

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius…

Solve for XX

Q: Why don’t Calculus majors throw house…

The Engineer, the Physicist, and the Mathematician

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are…

Infinitely Many Mathematicians...

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar…

Law of Diminishing Returns

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some…