Math Jokes

You don't have to be a genius to nerd out on these smart math jokes. That's right, even dummies find them funny!

Steer Clear of this Joke

A farmer counted 196 cows in 
the field. But when he…

Zero Sum Puns

The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all…

Professors Define a Kiss

In math: Two divided by nothing. In physics: The…

Hear About the Statistician…

Hear about the statistician 
who drowned crossing a…

A Joke of Little Value…

Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of…

A Genius Solution

I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it’s just…

Why Should 288…

Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned? A:…

Why do Mathematicians…

Q: Why do mathematicians like parks? A: Because of all the…

Noah and the Snakes

With the Ark settled safely after the flood, Noah opens the…

What do You Call a Number…

Q: What do you call a number that can’t keep still?…

The House Problem

A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting on…

An Average Joke

Q: Did you hear the one about the statistician? A: Probably.

Vice President of Rock

Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar? A: An Algorithm

Invariable Consequences

Q: How do mathematicians scold their children? A: “If…

Chicken Strips

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? A: To get to…

Solve for XX

Q: Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties? A:…

The Engineer, the Physicist, and the Mathematician

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in…

Infinitely Many Mathematicians…

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first…

Law of Diminishing Returns

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their…