Travel Jokes

It's not about the punchline; it's about the journey.

The Wrong Side of History

After arriving late to the 
Tower of London and to…

Not So Magical After All

After many trips over the years to Disney World with our…

Kristen Carney on Instagram Etiquette

“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.”…

Kevin Nealon on Airplanes

I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were…

Kumail Nanjiani on Coney Island

The Coney Island Cyclone is one of the oldest roller…

Dennis Miller on Train Travel

Some people like to travel by train because 
it combines…

Lew Schneider on Sunblock

We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach…

The Smell of Delta

Delta Airlines is infusing its cabins with a…

Hotel Time-Travel

A hotel minibar allows you to 
see into the future and…

Baggage Claim Karma

As I waited for my luggage 
at the airport, a man lifted…

Demetri Martin's Summer Plans

This summer, I’m going to go to the beach and bury metal…

Lifeguards vs. Life Coaches

L.A. public pools don’t have lifeguards—[they] have…

Planedemonium

The first time my mother flew, she was a nervous wreck…

No Emergency Exits, Thanks

The flight attendant on our trip was handing out plastic…

Drumming Up A Reason

A man vacations on a tropical 
island, and the first…

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St. George and the Dragon

A tramp knocks on the door of an inn known as St. George…

Comic Conductor

Halfway between New York City and Washington, D.C., the…

Perfect Timing

On vacation in Hawaii, my step- mom, Sandy, called a…

Airplane Confusion

My flight was delayed in Houston. Since the gate was needed…

Win-Win

I couldn’t decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or…