Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
A: All that was left was de brie.
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Boy, I just got hit in the head with a can of soda. I was lucky it was a soft drink.
Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon.
Q: What do you do when life gives you melons?
A: See a doctor, because you’re probably dyslexic.
Q. What’s the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife that gets used a lot?
A. The shamrock is a four-leaf clover, and the knife is a four-loaf cleaver.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
A: To get better buns.
What does a grape say when it gets stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.