Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
A: All that was left was de brie.
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Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
A: To get better buns.
Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they won’t touch fast food.
Q. Which thrill ride does a wine glass love to go on the most?
A. A coaster!
Q: Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?
A: To make ends meat
Q: What do you call the king of vegetables? A: Elvis Parsley.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.