Q: Why did they couple get hitched on the 24 of December?
A: So they could have a married Christmas
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Q: How did Scrooge win the football game?
A: The ghost of Christmas passed
Q: What is Santa Claus’ laundry detergent of choice?
Q. What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?
A. Crisp Pringles!
Q: What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A: A pineapple.
How does a snowman get to work?
Q: What did the reindeer say before telling his joke?
A: This one’ll sleigh you!
Q: Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb?
A: Because it would say, “Baaaaahh humbug!”
Q: What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
A: It’s Christmas, Eve!