Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A: His transparents.
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Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.
Q: How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
A: You use a pumpkin patch!
Q: What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire for too long?
A: He became bone dry
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels
Q: Why don’t mummies take time off?
A: They’re afraid to unwind.
There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.
The skeleton couldn’t keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.