Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A: His transparents.
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Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.
The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his shiny sax-a-bone.
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine!
Q: Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A: Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job!
The skeleton couldn’t keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
Q: What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!
Q: What do skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetit!