Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
A great way to lose weight is to eat while you are naked and standing in front of a mirror. Restaurants will always throw you out before you can eat too much.
The most fattening thing that you can put in an ice cream sundae is the spoon.
Chocolate chips are fattening, about 50 calories a tablespoon. However, chocolate chips eaten while making chocolate chip cookies have no calories whatsoever. Therefore make chocolate chip cookies often but don’t eat them.
The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.
Do you call a person who has abandoned their diet a desserter?
Never go back for seconds… get it all the first time.
A funny thing with a diet, the second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it.