Cat Jokes

Funny cats prowl through our collection of jokes.

Fashion Forward

A client recently brought her two cats to my…

Cat Shopping

Living in a household with eight indoor cats requires…

Hungry Cat

One night while I was cat-sitting my daughter’s indoor…

Magic Cat

I worked at a boarding kennel where people leave their dogs…

Regular Feeding

When my daughter and I caught only one perch on our fishing…

Talking Bird

My father’s secretary was visibly distraught one morning…

Feline Friendly

A woman walked into my aunt’s animal shelter wanting…

The Clothes Make The Cat

I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he…

Funny Pet Names

Does kitty dream of slinking down the catwalk? If so, give…

Going to the Dogs

When our client’s dog lapped up anti-freeze, the…

What Cats Want

Me and the wife [singer Katy Perry] have three cats, and…

Cat Appetites

They make cat food out of cow, fish, turkey, chicken &…

How to Shock a Time Traveler

If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, what would be…

Cats Are Smarter

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats…

When Cats Go James Bond

The military may have invented the Internet, but not all…

LOLHumans.com

I bet cats have 
a secret website where they 
upload…