Doctor Jokes

Laughter is the best medicine. Consider this dose of great doctor jokes your official prescription for funny.

A Holy Misunderstanding

A Catholic priest I once knew went to the hospital to visit…

Assembly Line

Students in the adult French class I teach include quite a…

Chicken Scratch

Ever wonder what medical personnel scribble on those…

Too Much Information

 My wife was in her gynecologist’s busy waiting…

Doctor's Order

It was an unusually hectic evening at the emergency clinic…

Larger Than Life

As an obstetrician, I sometimes see unusual tattoos when…

Like Father Like Son

I was on duty as an emergency-room technician when a father…

Numbing

At the busy dental office where I work, one patient was…

Nut Case

Unfortunately, we humans don’t come equipped with…

Protection

Each new patient at the clinic where I work must fill out a…

Scared Situation

I hate the idea of going under the knife. So I was very…

Sedated

I am an oral surgeon, and once I was scheduled to extract…

The Higher the Better

Sign above the scale in a Mission Hills, Calif.…

Aging Recovery

I was hospitalized with an awful sinus infection that…

The Other Woman

Doctors are used to getting calls at any hour. One night a…

Wrong Patient

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients…

Party Animal

I was having some chest pains, but my cardiologist assured…

Weight Guessing

Our Lamaze class included a tour of the pediatric wing at…

Already Gone

Since maternity patients at the small hospital where I work…

Already Pregnant

To confirm her suspicions, my sister needed to purchase a…