Kids’ Jokes

Memorize these fun clean jokes for kids, and you'll be a hero with the short set.

A Tough Question For Teacher

My friend is an elementary school teacher who shares her…

Q: What Does Mom Use to Clean?

I was playing a guessing game with my four-year-old…

Bros Before Hose

I couldn’t understand why my son was so outraged by his…

Why Did The Chicken Go to…

Q: Why did the chicken go to the 
séance? A: To get to…

Cluck Life

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A: If it had…

What do You Call a Line…

Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?…

What Do You Call an Old…

Q: What do you call an old snowman?   A: Water!

What does Charles Dickens…

Q: What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?  …

What’s the different between a cat…

Q: What’s the different between a cat and a comma?…

Which dinosaur knew…

Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?   A: The…

Why do artists…

Why do artists constantly feel cold?   Because…

Yule Log

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Yule log. Yule log who?…

Better Than His Ghoul-Cousin…

Q: Who did Frankenstein’s monster bring to prom? A:…

Muy Picante

Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeño business!

Tooth or Consequences

After cleaning my five-year-old patient’s teeth, I…

New Generation

I was visiting a friend who could not find her cordless…

The Cop and the Superhero

A concerned police officer approaches a boy who is crying…

Good Genes?

The topic for my third-grade class was genetics. Smiling…

In the Band

Sam’s eighth birthday, my brother took him to a…

Mature Fun

As I was treating my daughter and her family to the buffet…