Knock-Knock Jokes

who's there? Our funny jokes, that's who.

Control Freak

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Control Freak. Con—…

Impatient Cow

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Impatient cow. Impatient…

Wanda

Knock! Knock!Who’s there?WandaWanda who?Wanda hang…

Olive

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive…

Ho-ho who?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho who? You…

Hanna who?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hanna. Hanna who?…

Mary and Abbey who?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mary and Abbey. Mary and…

Irish who?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish…

Santa who?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa…

Snow who?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use…

Yule Log

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Yule log. Yule log who?…

Carmen

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Carmen. Carmen who? Carmen…

Convex

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Convex. Convex who? Convex…

Ya

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? I’m…

Sherlock

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Sherlock. Sherlock who?…

Scold

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold…

Robin

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin…

Police

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police…

Otto

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know…

Orange

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange…

Noah

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah any…

Needle

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle…

Nana

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your…

Luke

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke…

Lettuce

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?…

Ketchup

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who?…

Justin

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin…

Isabelle

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Isabelle. Isabelle who?…

Harry

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up…

H.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? H. H who? Bless you!

Goat

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to…

Dozen

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen…

Dishes

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes…

Claire

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Claire. Claire who? Claire…

Cash

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? I…

Canoe

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe…

Boo Hoo

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Boo hoo. Boo hoo who? Aww…

Ben

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking…

Avenue

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue…

Alpaca

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca…

To

Knock knock. Who’s there? To. To who? No, to whom.

Heidi

Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Heidi.Heidi who?Heidi…

Howl

Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Howl.Howl who?Howl you know…

Wendy

Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Wendy.Wendy who?Wendy bell…

Ken

Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Ken.Ken who?Ken you let me…

Will

Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Will.Will who?Will you just…

Ice Cream

Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Ice cream.Ice cream who?ICE…

Figs

Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your…

Alex

Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Alex.Alex who?Hey, Alex the…

Broken Pencil

Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Broken pencil.Broken pencil…