Knock-Knock Jokes

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Santa who?

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Santa.

Santa who?

Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!

Police

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!

Otto

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Otto.

Otto who?

Otto know what’s taking you so long!

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