Old Age Jokes

Ha! Getting older can be funny, as these old age jokes prove.

A Grave Encounter

After trick-or-treating, 
a teen takes a shortcut home…

"You Need a Shorter Password."

While he was visiting, my father asked for the password to…

What's a Hipster?

“What’s a hipster?” asked my four-year-old cousin…

Bed, Bath, And Way, Way Beyond

In the hardware store, a 
clerk asked, “Can I help you…

A Grandmother’s Wisdom

A beggar approaches a grandmother at the beach with his…

Natural Bull Enhancement

A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his…

In Memoriam

Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if…

Relaxing Location

While my parents were making their funeral arrangements…

Vital Signs

She’s only in her 40s, but my friend Mary has bounced…

A Dime a Dozen

While visiting a retirement community, my wife and I…

The Problem With Jury Duty

Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend…

Senior Lingo

Senior citizens have taken to texting with gusto. They even…

Dream Home

We’d finally built our dream home, but the contractor…

The Woes of Aging

The day after visiting a fair, my wife was in agony…

On Retirement Time

Retirement is the best thing that has happened to my…

Changing With the Times

When I was in high school, I wore Birkenstocks. Or as I…

Teeth Cleaning

The sight of my mother cleaning her dentures fascinated my…

Special Karaoke

At the restaurant, a sign read "Karaoke Tonight!"…

Lawnmower Upgrade

At age 70, my grandfather bought his first riding lawn…

Clicking Into Place

"Everything’s starting to click for me!"…