School Jokes

Smart-mouthed students can give teachers a run for their money. Want to get ahead in class? Take a minute to study the funniest anecdotes from schools across the country.

Weighed Down

During a business trip to Boeing’s Everett, Wash.…

Steered in the Wrong Direction

When the skipper of an Icelandic trawler accidentally…

Always Be Prepared

Seen on a marquee outside the Clinton Correctional…

Extra Supervision

When hiring new staff at her public library, my daughter…

Red Light

I had just pulled over someone for driving under the…

Bold Statement

As a freelance secretary, I type story manuscripts. When an…

Hard to Pass

A man is pulled over by a police officer for a broken…

Status Update

A customer walked into our insurance office looking for a…

Speaking Slowly

Hoss drove over to the next county to buy a new bull for…

Achy Back

An aching back sent me stumbling to the drugstore for…

Left Behind

My friend John and I, determined to see the world, signed…

Painting the Car

Hal’s handyman wasn’t the swiftest guy on…

Bad Day

First I had to work late. Then I discovered that I’d…

Bug Attack

Heading down the interstate,  our car passed through a…

Smartest States

My friend was flabbergasted. She’d read that in a…

Bonus Points

The day before exams, four college roommates decided to…

ID, Please!

A woman walked into our copy shop to pick up a large order…

A Classic Custodian

After inflating the playground balls, our school custodian…

Feeling Very Dumb

Spanish never came easily to my sister. Still, she did her…

Numb Mouth

Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my…