A Fair Trade

A man calls a radio deejay and says, “I’ve found a wallet with a hundred thousand koruny inside. There’s also a card that says ‘Jan Ziegler, Seifert Street 3, Prague.’ ”

“So?” says the deejay. “What do you want us to do?”

The man replies, “Would you be so kind as to play the man a song?”

—Source: Funny in Czech Republic Survey