Q: A man is pushing his car along, and when he comes to a hotel he shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?
A: He’s playing Monopoly.
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Q: Why is the letter A the most like a flower?
A: Because the B is after it.
Q. What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
A. A bed.
Q. I have a neck, but no head, and I wear a cap. What am I?
A. A bottle!
Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?
A: Only halfway—then he’s running out of it!
Q: A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left two days later on Tuesday. How so?
A: His horse is named Tuesday!
Q: What word begins and ends with an E, but only has one letter?
Q. You find me in December, but not in any other month. What am I?
A. The letter D!
Q: What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A: A coat of paint.