Q: What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
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I wanted to tell a skeleton pun, but I don’t have the guts for it.
Q: What do skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetit!
Q: Why are skeletons so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
The skeleton knew what would happen next—he could just feel it in his bones.
Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine!
Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep loud coffin!