Q. What has hundreds of ears but can't hear a thing?
A. A cornfield!
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A. The Crossing Gourd!
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A: A sand-witch
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A: A Tourniquet!
Q: What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels
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