Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
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Otto know what’s taking you so long!
Water those plants or they’re going to die!
Eysore do love you!
Nana your business who’s there.
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Broken pencil.Broken pencil who?Forget it—this joke is pointless.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Tank.Tank who?You’re welcome!