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Q: What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!
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Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A: He wanted to get ahead in life.
Skeletons love to binge-watch their favorite shows on the skelevision.
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have any guts.
Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.
Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire for too long?
A: He became bone dry