A schoolteacher was arrested at the airport for trying to go through security with a slide rule and a calculator. He was charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
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Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired.
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Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
“Did you fall from heaven? Because there’s no tracking data on how you arrived at this location.”
“I’d tap that.”
“I know exactly where you have been all my life.”
Q: What did the reindeer say before telling his joke?
A: This one’ll sleigh you!
Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Girl: Yes, February 14th.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Q: What do you call an old snowman?