A schoolteacher was arrested at the airport for trying to go through security with a slide rule and a calculator. He was charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
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Q: How many economists does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: None. If the light-bulb needed changing, the market would have already done it.
Q: What kind of exercise do lazy
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Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
A: An Algorithm
it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.
Q: Why is the number six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven ate nine!
Q: Why does vegan cheese taste bad?
A: It hasn’t been tested on mice.
A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar and ask for a drink. The bartender says, “OK, but I don’t want you starting anything in here.”