It's always a good idea to make friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime.
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Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!
Every year on my birthday, I looked forward to my aunt’s gift—a scarf, hat, or sweater knitted by hand. One year, she must have had better things to do because I received a ball of yarn, knitting needles, and a how-to-knit book. Her … Read More
Age is a relative thing.
All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.
Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job.
Q: Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist?
A: Because it was feeling crumby.
Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
Doctor, doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Try taking the candles off.