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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
Q: What do you call a cat sleeping in your shoe?
A: Puss in boots.
CAT TO OWNER: Why are you so upset that I shed on the couch? It’s called fur-niture!
Q. What do cats do after having an argument?
A. Hiss and make up.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
Q. What do you call a kitten that cuts her hair really short?
A. A bob cat!
Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
No wonder he has such cattitude.