Q: Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
A: Because they know how to espresso themselves.
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Q: How does a tech guy drink coffee?
A: He installs Java!
Q: Where do birds go for coffee?
A: To the NESTcafe
Q: What do you call sad coffee?
New word: Procaffeinating (n). – the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had your coffee.
Drinking too much espresso can cause a latte problems.
Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
A man visits his doctor for a checkup. “Doc, I think something’s wrong with my brain,” he says. “Every time I take a sip of coffee I get this stabbing pain in my right eye.”
“I see,” says the doctor. “Have you tried taking … Read More
Soup of the day: Coffee.